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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Spam Haiku: Bigger is Better


I get a lot of spam and the subject is usually about enlargement of the male member. But because some legitimate e-mail is placed in my spam folder, I make a point to see what's there—and sometimes I'm mesmerized by the smutty subject lines. Recently, I began to use the subject lines to compose Spam Haiku. Here is one:

Subject line of spam message:
She will love you more than any other guy

My spam haiku:
She will love you more
You—bigger than any guy
Bigger than before

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